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Wedding toasts, best man speeches, roasts, eulogies — whatever the occasion, we craft a speech that sounds like you, only better. Delivered to your inbox in minutes.

Starting at $29 · No account needed · Instant delivery

Three steps to a standing ovation

No back-and-forth. No waiting days. Just results.

01

Tell us about them

Fill out a quick form with the details — who they are, your relationship, the stories that matter, the vibe you want.

02

We write it

Our AI crafts a speech from your specific stories and tone. Not generic — genuinely yours, just polished.

03

Kill it on stage

Get your speech as a PDF with cue cards and delivery tips. Practice once, deliver with confidence.

Simple pricing, no surprises

Pick your tier. Get your speech. Bring the house down.

Essential

A polished speech, ready to deliver

$29/ speech
  • 1 custom speech draft
  • Tailored to your stories & tone
  • 2–8 minutes, your choice
  • PDF + plain text delivery
  • Delivered in minutes
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Premium

Extra polish, extra confidence

$49/ speech
  • 2 distinct speech drafts
  • Cue cards with timing notes
  • Tailored to your stories & tone
  • 2–8 minutes, your choice
  • PDF + plain text delivery
  • Delivered in minutes
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Showstopper

The full package for perfection

$79/ speech
  • 3 distinct speech drafts
  • Cue cards with timing notes
  • Rehearsal & delivery guide
  • Tailored to your stories & tone
  • 2–8 minutes, your choice
  • PDF + plain text delivery
  • Delivered in minutes
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Free speech-writing guides

Tips, structure, and examples for every occasion.

Best Man Speech Guide

Nail your best man speech with proven structure, real tips, and a custom-written option delivered in minutes. No generic templates.

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Wedding Toast Guide

Write a wedding toast that's heartfelt, funny, and the right length. Real structure, real tips, or get a custom toast written in minutes.

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Maid of Honor Speech Guide

Write a maid of honor speech that's personal, poised, and unforgettable. Real tips and structure, or get yours custom-written in minutes.

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Eulogy Guide

Write a eulogy that truly honors them. Guidance on structure, tone, and delivery — or get a custom eulogy written from your memories in minutes.

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Retirement Speech Guide

Write a retirement speech that honors a career and a person. Tips, structure, and custom writing delivered in minutes.

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Roast Speech Guide

Write a roast speech that's hilarious and affectionate. Structure, joke tips, and custom roast writing delivered in minutes.

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Graduation Speech Guide

Write a graduation speech that actually lands. Skip the cliches, find real words. Tips, structure, or custom writing in minutes.

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Birthday Speech Guide

Write a birthday speech or toast that's personal and memorable. Tips, structure, or get one custom-written in minutes.

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Best Man Speech for Brother Guide

Write a best man speech for your brother that's funny, heartfelt, and unforgettable. Real advice from the sibling perspective, or get one custom-written in minutes.

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Maid of Honor Speech Examples Guide

See real maid of honor speech structures and examples that actually work. Learn what to say, how to say it, or get yours custom-written in minutes.

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Short Eulogy for Grandmother Guide

Write a short, meaningful eulogy for your grandmother. Guidance on what to say, how to keep it brief, or get one custom-written from your memories.

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Funny Retirement Speech Guide

Write a funny retirement speech that's warm, specific, and actually lands. Humor tips, structure, or get one custom-written in minutes.

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Father of the Bride Speech Guide

Write a father of the bride speech that's warm, genuine, and the right length. Real tips and structure, or get yours custom-written in minutes.

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How to Write a Wedding Toast Guide

Step-by-step guide to writing a wedding toast that's the right length, the right tone, and actually memorable. Or get one custom-written in minutes.

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Farewell Speech for Coworker Guide

Write a farewell speech for a departing coworker that's genuine, specific, and the right length. Tips, structure, or get one custom-written in minutes.

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Roast Speech Ideas Guide

Stuck on roast speech ideas? Joke formulas, safe topics, and real examples to roast someone with love. Or get a custom roast written in minutes.

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Free: The 5-Minute Speech Formula

A no-nonsense framework for writing a speech that lands — sent to your inbox in seconds.

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Questions? Answers.

How fast will I get my speech?

Minutes, not days. Once you complete the form and pay, your custom speech is generated and delivered to your email almost instantly.

Will it actually sound like me?

That's the whole point. The intake form asks about your relationship, your stories, your tone preference. The speech is built from your words and memories — we just make them shine.

What if I don't like it?

Premium and Showstopper tiers include multiple drafts so you can pick your favorite. If none of them work, reach out and we'll make it right.

Is this written by AI?

Yes — and that's a feature, not a bug. We use advanced AI to craft speeches from your specific details. The result is a speech that's personal to you, delivered in minutes instead of days.

Can I edit the speech after I get it?

Absolutely. You get a plain text version specifically so you can tweak it. Think of our draft as the foundation — make it yours.

What occasions do you cover?

Wedding toasts, best man, maid of honor, roasts, retirement, eulogies, graduation, and birthday speeches. If your occasion isn't listed, pick the closest one and tell us in the notes.

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