Terms of Service

TightFive is a service operated by Robot, DESTROY! LLC ("we", "us"). We generate personalized speeches — best man toasts, eulogies, retirement speeches, and more — using a combination of your inputs and advanced AI. You can reach us any time at hello@gettightfive.com.

You place an order by filling out a form describing the speech you need — the person you're honoring, your relationship, stories you want included, the tone. You pay via Stripe. We generate a custom speech and email it to you, usually within minutes.

Our speeches are generated by an AI model (Claude, by Anthropic) working from the information you provide. A human does not manually write each speech, though we've engineered the prompts, reviewed sample output extensively, and iterate on quality.

Prices are listed in US dollars on our pricing page and at checkout. We use Stripe to process payments. You authorize the full charge at checkout; we do not store your card details.

All purchases are one-time transactions. We do not currently offer subscriptions on TightFive.

If you're genuinely unhappy with your speech — not our fit, not what you were hoping for, or our output fell short — reply to the delivery email within 48 hours and request a refund. We'll issue one, no questions asked.

After 48 hours, or if you've used the speech publicly, we generally cannot refund, but reach out anyway and we'll talk through it. We'd rather you be happy than technically right.

The speech we deliver to you is yours. You may modify, rehearse, deliver, record, and publish it at your discretion. You may not resell the speech as a template to others, nor rebrand our service as your own.

You agree not to use TightFive to produce content that is illegal, harassing, defamatory, or intended to impersonate real people in ways that could cause harm. If your speech is for a fictional or parody context, that's fine — we'll flag real-person impersonation prompts that cross a line.

We reserve the right to refuse orders that appear to violate these rules or that we judge, in good faith, to be in bad faith.

Every speech we deliver is generated by a large language model. We do our best to produce accurate, appropriate, moving content from the details you provide — but AI can occasionally fabricate, miss tone, or generate something that doesn't fit. You should review your speech before delivering it and edit as needed.

We do not claim a speech produced by TightFive constitutes human-authored creative work in any formal sense.

The service is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. We do our best to deliver high-quality speeches but do not guarantee a particular emotional outcome, reaction from the audience, or fitness for any specific occasion.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Robot, DESTROY! LLC is not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the service. Our total liability to you is limited to the amount you paid us in the 12 months preceding any claim.

We may update these Terms from time to time. If we do, we'll update the 'last updated' date at the top. Material changes will also be communicated by email if we have your address on file. Continued use of the service after changes means you accept the new terms.

These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the state in which Robot, DESTROY! LLC is organized, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles.

Questions, complaints, refund requests, or anything else: hello@gettightfive.com. A real human reads these.